Sherlock is more offended by the man’s crimes against good grammar than by the actual murder itself.
That is because the murder is over and nothing can be done about it, but until the murderer is dead he will continue to perpetrate acts of bad grammar.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
Biscuits. Chocolate ones.
Tea. English Breakfast.
Milk. Liquid milk. From a cow. From sometime during the past week. Unopened and untainted.
No corrosive chemicals.
Or no sex tonight.
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
i will never not reblog this
#is it a bird?nooo! #is it a plane?noo! #is it a jensen ackles? YEES!
he’s probably trying to reach some pie while yelling ackles wants some snackles
ACKLES WANTS SOME SNACKLES